Silver Tongue

Sep 14

violaslayvis:
gaspack:
Have YOU hopped out of bed? Is YOUR swag on?
Most importantly, have you looked in the mirror & said wassup?
If not, you may have mesothelioma and may be entitled to a cash compensation.

(via vampywe)

gingerhaole:

spiderinthecupboard:
stamtnek:
castiel-knight-of-hell:
soras-majestic-butt:
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject
this actually makes me very relieved
That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you
Jesus H. Pagoda, a wave of intense relief washed over me. My brain is HORRIBLE to me so often.

(via comfiecore)

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inkskinned:

haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

(via deep-sea-prince)

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spicyavogato:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

(via demilypyro)

saku0taku:

2016: Killer clowns lurking in the forest, with people forming clown hunting parties.
2017: “Give your pet clown only the finest of seltzer so it can have a luscious, healthy coat.”

i can’t believe we domesticated clowns in less than a year.

(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

bustedand2:

goodbye shitface

(via demilypyro)