Taako and Kravitz are horrible at wine, but surprisingly good at pretending they know a single thing about wine. It’s all old grape juice when it comes down to it. Once they get over their gushy honeymoon phase they have some really fun dates crashing sommelier meetups and wrecking havoc. Free wine, nice clothes, and a chance to lie to rich people? Sign them up.
Taako’s own branded “antique vintage” is in fact just medium cheap wine and expensive wine mixed together with a fancy label. It’s a great seller. Wine experts rave about it. Taako personally prefers his glittery vodka, but the money is good, and it’s an excuse to corner Kravitz every few years and get him to taste test different blends. Kravitz still hasn’t admitted that he has no idea what tannins are and he keeps using the word regardless, it’s very cute.
So McD’s increases employee wages 10% and the move leads to massive unemployment, forces restaurants to close, & bankrupts the company the first sales gains in over two years for the chain!
Almost like treating your employees like human beings mean they treat their customers better and the customers notice or something.
Hmm.
Almost like the easing of financial desperation makes you happier overall, causing you to have more energy at work and to pass the happiness along to others, including customers.
Really makes you think…
almost like when the working class gets more money for their work, they have more money to spend
