Silver Tongue

Jul 23

excuse you, jesus wasnt a warlock, he was a sorcerer with celestial blood.

excuse you, jesus wasnt a warlock, he was a sorcerer with celestial blood.

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sorcererlance:

shinyjiggly:

yamujiburo:

syn-the-guardian:

joseinextdoor:

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

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They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

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Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

stress from being poor

ash made a wish on ho-oh in episode 2

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calladraws101:

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temperature

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gruene-teufel:

ghdl-41:

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

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teamxdark:

birdsareblooming:

sonknuxadow:

teamxdark:

birdsareblooming:

sonknuxadow:

imagine thinking shadow is the leader of team dark lmao

rouge sets a bedtime and he obeys it without question

Rouge counts backwards from five and Shadow freezes in place.

rouge makes shadow eat his vegetables by threatening to not let him have coffee beans for dessert

Rouge uses Shadow’s middle name and he starts running as fast as possible

Rouge is the one who has to sign permission slips for Shadow since she’s the adult.

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fartgallery:
“FUCK YOU, GODADDY
”

fartgallery:

FUCK YOU, GODADDY

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13fingers:
“ sundayroasts:
“ mmilhouse:
“do you love the colour of the sky
”
this is much better than the original.
”
Rheyre all gonna fucking fall
”

13fingers:

sundayroasts:

mmilhouse:

do you love the colour of the sky

this is much better than the original.

Rheyre all gonna fucking fall

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dyingremains:

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