Silver Tongue

Jan 30

red circle emoji reviews

fuck dude that sure is a circle shiny/5
classic fuckin’ circle right here nice/7
yep this one’s also a cirlce pepperoni/2
looks like a circle to me rudolph/4
another circle magenta/9
these are all circles, and red ones at that okay/8
THIS IS A FUCKING BLOB YOU SIMPERING OAFS NO SCORE
this one’s a circle too yeah/6
my laptop is making a weird humming noise 90210
i’m hungry sure/10

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hyggehaven:

profeminist:
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I want men to try and imagine going about your day–working, running, hiking, whatever–and not being allowed to wear pants under threats of violence or total social and economic exclusion.
That’s the kind of irrationally violent and controlling behaviour women have been up against.

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chocolatula:

a request from my rp blog!!

danielnelsen:

im watching a food show and one of the contestants literally said ‘i was introduced to food when i was very young’ like fuck i sure hope you were!?!?

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Alternative Facts

Chilled: Alright Sir Arthur remember the gravitational forces that act against you
Ze: That's all fake science
Aphex: Fake science [chuckle]
GaLm: Wait what's fake science Ze?
Ze: Gravity
GaLm: You're right it's an alternative science

vgcats:

New VG Cats! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=383

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