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Anonymous asked: WHOM'ST
Y’AIN’T’D’VE
THOU’M’STN’T’VE
Yall
y'ain’t’d’ve doesn’t make sense. “you all are not would have” isn’t a proper sentence.
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me: idgaf
narrator: they did, in fact, gaf
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Anonymous asked: I've never seen Cutthroat Kitchen, but I want to give it a shot. Sell it to me in five screenshots or less.
