today on the radio they were talking about how clowns cant get jobs lately bc of the new IT movie resurfacing peoples fear of clowns and the dude was like “the clown economy is in shambles” and thats really not a sentence i ever wanna hear anywhere but this awful website
millenials are killing the clown industry
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The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.
Millennials will survive the end of the world because we photographed it.
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new movie idea where a linguist comes to adobe HQ and teaches them how human language functions
If you don’t follow these rules Mike Adobe uses Adobe © Photoshop © to uncreate you
you: Adobe © Photoshop ©
me, crying uncontrollably: How did you say that with your mouth
let me just photoshop some stuff because PS’s new features are rad. I love ‘shoppin shit. its my hobby.
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My reaction whenever I play these soul-crushing games
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tz + crocodiles
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Dragons by ventrallhound
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- the shit they talk about their own early episodes because they know how god awful they were
- the fact all three of them (+ Clint) have matching tattoos
- LoZ tattoos for that matter, where each brother has a different part of the tri force filled in, and clint has all 3 filled
- griffy got that tattoo on his wrist specifically bc he didnt want a job that would be dicks about tattoos
- the way justin will just go “ok that’s fine” if one of the other two is like ‘i dont wanna talk abt this’ even if its a goof
- the fact trav and justin inexplicably have the same birthday 3 years apart
- and then when griffin was like “i know how u feel [about a jumbotron description] every november 8th i just sit in bed and wail”
- travis watched pirates of the carribean like, 9 times in theatres when it first came out - several of which as dates
- griffin tried to have a dog in his “pet-free” apartment in college and it only lasted like, four days before they got found out
- travis’ entire character development in taz results from his fear of losing his wife because he loves her so so much
- the way that, at every ridiculous stunt and every heartwrenching moment the boys pull in TAZ, griffin goes “oh my GOD”/ “oh god….”/ “oh no..”
- likewise the cackling that clint/travis/justin do at those same moments
- “"A family highpoint for me was the time my dad beat us at Clue in one round,“ recalls Clint’s second son Travis. “It was at that moment that I realized that my father is the most clever man on the planet. Notice that I didn’t say the smartest man. We’re talking about a man who, until he woke up on the basement floor several hours later, didn’t see anything wrong with dumping excess kitty litter and bleach down a sink at the same time in a poorly ventilated room””
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i can’t believe la gangs, antifa, everyone in north korea and an entire hurricane are headed to markiplier’s house
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reaper wears a mask because gabriel reyes aged like a fine wine and gazing directly at his beautiful face would absolutely obliterate you
soldier76 wears a mask because he’s fucking ugly
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