Silver Tongue

Sep 06

catsuggest:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

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Anonymous asked: *PM voice* Bark. (Ive only just met Casey but if anything were to happen to them id kill everyone in this universe then myself)

dailyprospit:

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alaskanvetstudent:
“We call him Wee-Beast!
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alaskanvetstudent:

We call him Wee-Beast!

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luciferandphilosophy:
“ spacedijks:
“ spacedijks:
“ kirbylesbian:
“ klimvoroshilov:
“ postirony:
“Step 1: Look at the Price.
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Step 2: Look in the Trash
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because there can be a store like this full of food and people on the same block starving...

luciferandphilosophy:

spacedijks:

spacedijks:

kirbylesbian:

klimvoroshilov:

postirony:

Step 1: Look at the Price.

Step 2: Look in the Trash

because there can be a store like this full of food and people on the same block starving because they don’t have enough pieces of paper to trade for it.

because the people who planted, maintained, harvested, and inspected all that produce are compensated barely enough to sustain themselves

because in order to drive down the prices of bananas, the us government and american fruit corporations destroyed the democratically elected leftist governments of numerous central american countries, placing murderous despots at the head of these “banana republics”.

because the scars of these crimes against humanity still haunt millions to this day.

I work in a grocery store. We are considered one of the better chains for produce quality, and out of the stores of this kind in the local area, we actually have good produce sparing procedures. Despite all of that, we waste 40% (FOURTY) of all the produce we receive. I throw out my own body weight daily in produce. I am not exaggerating or joking. This is capitalism.

many places put poisons in their dumpsters so that starving people can’t eat the waste

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toodletots:
“Oh shit he’s going Super Saiyan !!”

toodletots:

Oh shit he’s going Super Saiyan !!

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terezis:

i still can’t believe hiveswaps gonna be E10+. thats so surreal to me. the game based on hit webcomic “ouija board of cock” homestuck ain’t gonna say fuck. not even once

the characters in homestuck were 13 so it makes sense to choose the rating that owuld allow 13 yr olds to play it

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ramifico:

ramifico:

god i love scorpios, i just want to be in a room full of scorpios surrounding me

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addignisherlock:

just-shower-thoughts:

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

Because saying “fuck it” includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile “you can do this” focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety

“you can’t do it” motivates me even more than “fuck it” because if someone tells me i can’t, fuck them I do what i want.

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