Silver Tongue

Sep 06

mens-rights-activia:

I’ll take your “imagine how is touch the sky”

And raise you a

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were-all-queer-here:

Straight cis people will support lgbt+ people when it’s convenient to them (gay best friends, hot lesbian porn) but the second a straight guy meets a gay guy, he’s uncomfortable. Or when a straight girl meets a lesbian, she’s uncomfortable. Or when a trans person uses their correct bathroom, then they’re uncomfortable. Or when a non binary person asks them to use they/them pronouns, cis people make memes to invalidate them.

If you’re not going to support all of us at all times, then we really don’t need you.

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seelcudoom:

misandrybear:

people reducing a character to a single trait and exaggerating it
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when said character happens to be your favorite
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When its not even a canon trait but something fanon pulled out there ass

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punlich:

*me flirting* hey wanna suffer together

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Fidget spinners are OUT. The hip new fad among teens?

glumshoe:

lapis-pip:

glumshoe:

walpurgisak:

glumshoe:

jadajarhead:

pattythenest:

glumshoe:

bog mummies

…..what

No really what?

get your very own BOG MUMMIES we got BOG MUMMIES, right here right now, surprise your friends with BOG MUMMIES

it’s back to school season and you know what that means: BOG MUMMIES now with extra PEAT

Can i become a bog mummy

the only thing better than collecting BOG MUMMIES is BECOMING one

it’s NATURAL, it’s ORGANIC, and it’s COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE!!!

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simply GO HIKING with your best BOG BUDDIES and relax into the SOFT AND WELCOMING expanse of SPHAGNUM MOSS and submit to the PICKLING PROCESS while you STRIKE A POSE

What the FUCK

it’s the FREE and ORGANIC way to KEEP YOUR LOOKS for 3,000 YEARS! Even your CLOTHING can be PERFECTLY PRESERVED!

(via vampywe)

Anonymous asked: You want another Dumb White Person™ story? I live in a 1-bedroom apt with my husband. One time I woke up to the sound of someone breaking in through our living room window, which my half-asleep brain translated into "someone has the fucking tv on too loud." My dumb ass wakes up, crawls over my sleeping husband to get out of our bed, pokes my head in the living room and goes, "you mind keeping it down? i've got work in the morning." I was back in the bedroom by the time it dawned on me.

motherhenna:

omfg we’re all doomed