I thought that “the king gets into trouble by agreeing to grant a request before he hears what the request is” was a more well-known fairytale trope
like legit if you ask me for a favor i will reflexively respond “depends what it is” and i have had people get MAD at me about that like bitch i am not dumb what if you ask me to give you my throne and my daughter’s hand in marriage it’s not like i’m not gonna go back on my word
my mom everyday sending me off to school: remember not to ever tell anyone your blood uses copper as an oxygen carrier instead of iron or else they will experiment on you and drain you like a horseshoe crab
me: sheesh mom i’m not a baby, you don’t gotta remind me
teacher: ok class today i’ll tell you why blood is red
