Silver Tongue

Apr 19

aigenderated:

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corpse plinko!

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aevios:

astercrash:

freetobegrace:

kyrianne:

penis-peeper:

ableists are like “elton john has a cane now oh no how sad” as if it doesn’t make him even cooler and sexier and better than all of you. piss off

Do you KNOW how much flamboyance you can contain in one cane? SO MUCH. Maybe he’ll be responsible for creating more cane fashion than ever previously imagined

#elton john is ARMED

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[ID = tag that says “counterargument: it’s actually awesome and very cool when gay men get to be old” /end ID]

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shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

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Apr 18

punkitt-is-here:

punkitt-is-here:

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HOW DOES SHE KEEP RUNNING INTO THEM

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you. get back here.

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narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

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weekend plans

the context here is that we were both autistic kids in the same middle school (circa 2012) who had the same reaction to emotional issues- to fucking fight people. since we got in trouble a lot for this we decided that instead of being angry at other people we would be mature and wait until after school before fighting each other. usually this involved name calling and being jackasses but often would result in wrestling/hitting if one of us was pissed enough. then we would walk home and chat about our day. it was very emotionally fulfilling and probably helped us out more then special ed ever did.

we kinda stopped doing this in highschool but remained friends, and our moms are friends also. they know we used to fight almost daily and think it’s real mature + kind of cute because at the time we were emotional WRECKS who were not afraid to lash out at others, so waiting until after school was a “huge improvement”. this meeting was just wrestling for old times sake. Platonic wrastlin between Two Dudes.

fight club but without toxic masculinity

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girldong:

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Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

foppish dandy-ass sport

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Anonymous asked:

HAVE YOU DONE YOUR TAXES YET!!!

adurot:

nopony-ask-mclovin:

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Well I don’t need to pay taxes to the IRS.

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denkies:

🐈 clan-confessions  Follow

i’ll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time


🌠 fishluvr76  Follow

ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/


🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

That’s not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar’s actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days…


🌒 singlequeen7  Follow

Honestly I don’t know how I feel about this… each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat’s life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.


🍄 medicinepawz  Follow

I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can’t cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.


🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated

leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol


🍄 medicinepawz   Follow

HELLO?????


🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

> complains about “emotional manipulation” (it wasn’t?)

> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???

> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.


🐈‍⬛ moondrops  Follow

“Lonelywarrior5346” is Flintstep from Riverclan btw


🌸 sweet-tooth  Follow

LMFAOOOOWAGWHQAKDHOA


🫐 berrycloud  Follow

GET HIS ASS


🌌 dorkstar  Follow

nah bc which one of you killed this dude yesterday lmfao 😭💀


🌸 sweet-tooth  follow

NO ARE YOU FR


🐛 bug-enjoyer  Follow

@ dorkstar say sike right now 😭😭


🌌 dorkstar  Follow

border patrol found him dead in a ravine 😭 yall play too much


🫐 berrycloud  Follow

when i said get his ass i did not mean like this

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fagdykesupreme:

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takashi0:

memories-lost-in-rain:

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This is probably the worst that anything has ever aged

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