Silver Tongue

Jul 21

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damianwaynerocks:
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: “wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s”
Z: *rips off mask* i don’t give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
#look abbie! #it’s so many things you enjoy all rolled up together into one angsty drama filled ball! #:D #I AM DARKNESS I AM THE NIGHT I AM NOT IN NEED OF CALMING TEA!
it’s not always bad to be Seen <3

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hmmm
OH NO OH FUCK MY LEAN LAB
What did were they making that used a shit ton of Potassium?
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This post is absolutely incomprehensible

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Newtwo is Mommy!! ;-;

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yep, she’s mommy

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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show: “The Bird! The Bird!”
[06808/18699]
STOP IT!!!!!!
every day until you like it

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Thank you mom

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Respect to Portland:
This is all from yesterday evening (7/18/20). Don’t let anyone think the BLM protests have died down or aren’t well-attended anymore. Thousands of people are still gathering on the streets in many cities to demand abolition of the police and accountability for victims of state-sanctioned murders.