Silver Tongue

Jan 28

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: As you enter the cave, you see two wolves, growling at you as they protect their two pups

Halfling Rogue: I thieve the puppies.

Dm: You thieve the puppies?

Halfling: Yes I thieve the puppies

*high roll*

DM: You manage to sneak around the parents and take one of the puppies.

Halfling: I ride my new steed back to the group.

DM: Fine. The parents are becoming even angrier now

Me, Tiefling Warlock: Charisma check to ask the first wolf who’s a good boy.

DM: You do realize these are WOLVES right?????

Me: I ask who’s a good boy

*rolls a nat 20*

DM: The wolf wanders off, pondering whether it is he that is the good boy.

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valencing:

a few thoughts about trump’s failure to mention the jewish people in his statement on holocaust remembrance day:

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littleurbanbitch:
“Relevant
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littleurbanbitch:

Relevant

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byrdsfly:

psydragon:

corseque:

having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw

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having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write 

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Being a better Robin Hood because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, you can speak with an English accent.
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