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-hoarding useless things
-Like to have money
-eating a lot
-sleeping a lot
-hiding inside my cave forever
-avoiding humans
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timelords-detectives-and-hunters:
Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”
me: “Fine, thanks.”
Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.
(Source: not-like-the-restaurant, via bloodsbane)
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never let straight girls forget they’re in the same lane as straight boys. dont let them pat themselves on the back for all the “gay ships” (usually comprised of straight men, mind you) they obsess over or how much drag race they watch. straight girls are just as straight as straight boys.
“straight girls are just as straight as straight boys” ??????? what
this might be news sharon, but straight people are straight
Cant die fast enough.
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when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy
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