Silver Tongue

Jan 26

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rosexknight:

Me: Oh well it looks like you’re out of return policy… (And it’s open and technically unable to be returned anyway. But you know what? I’m going to be cool and not mention that and just do it for her.) …But I can totally make an exception and give you store credit.

Customer: *scoffs* I guess if that’s the only DAMN choice I have!

Me: Oh. Did you not want to return that? Because it sounds like you don’t want to return it.

goldfishandumbrella:

what the sex positive movement should be about:

what the sex positive movement should NOT be about

(via bloodsbane)

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heathyr:
“I mean. I always dreamed of following a rogue NASA into oblivion, but not like this
”

heathyr:

I mean. I always dreamed of following a rogue NASA into oblivion, but not like this

(via jesusfetusfucker2000)

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freakinasheet:

The wrongest line of dialogue ever spoken in the entirety of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

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corbeezyyy:
“ sauvamente:
“ accras:
“ frontpagewoman:
“Katherine Johnson is 98 years old
”
Bless her
”
So glad she lived to see her story told
”
Awww
”

corbeezyyy:

sauvamente:

accras:

frontpagewoman:

Katherine Johnson is 98 years old

Bless her

So glad she lived to see her story told

Awww

(via thatsthat24)