Me: Oh well it looks like you’re out of return policy… (And it’s open and technically unable to be returned anyway. But you know what? I’m going to be cool and not mention that and just do it for her.) …But I can totally make an exception and give you store credit.
Customer: *scoffs* I guess if that’s the only DAMN choice I have!
Me: Oh. Did you not want to return that? Because it sounds like you don’t want to return it.