Silver Tongue

Sep 02

honeybunchesofjokes:
“I feel this has been done but I haven’t personally seen it so
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honeybunchesofjokes:

I feel this has been done but I haven’t personally seen it so

(via comfiecore)

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taz-quotes:

Taako: We can’t take this gold. This is a bank.

Magnus: Nope, totally can.

Taako: No, listen. It’s a bank! We’re not looting! We’re literally supposed to be stopping a bank robbery. Just cause you found money in a bank doesn’t mean that you can just take it with you!

Travis: I put the money in my bag for safe-keeping.

Taako: Great, I grab some chairs. Like, why are we looting? This isn’t a dungeon, people do business here! Put that back!

Magnus: Listen, the government is gonna pay this back.

Taako: Nobody’s gonna do anything, you’re gonna get arrested! You’ll go to jail. The literal chief of police is right outside! 

(via moonpaw)

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Sep 01

foxy-reaper:
“Good day to everyone except the Blizzard employee who made this
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foxy-reaper:

Good day to everyone except the Blizzard employee who made this

(via wuffleton)

(via wuffleton)

thequantumqueer:

Fact #1:
laser sights don’t help your aim; they’re highly inaccurate at any range longer than a couple dozen yards and only good for rapid target acquisition

Fact #2:
absolutely every precision shooter knows this

Fact #3:
almost nobody else knows this because movies have erroneously taught people that snipers paint a red dot on the target’s chest before they shoot them

Fact #4:
any nazi who notices a red dot on their chest while giving a speech is going to immediately stop talking and get off the stage, probably while shitting themself

Fact #5:
laser pointers are cheap, legal, and easy to conceal, and unless there’s smoke or dust or something in the air, theres no way to know where it’s coming from

(via wuffleton)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

   I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”

  That is really nice, but I am not gay???

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.

(via rosexknight)

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