Silver Tongue

Sep 01

Wrong way to differentiate between Taako and Lup: one is feminine and one is masculine
Right way to differentiate them: Lup is 1000% more punk rock than Taako

Employers threaten their workers with being fired if they don’t come to work despite deadly weather conditions. It’s sickening and not inspirational.

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rthko:

meloromantics:
great take, ann!
when will aryann coulter die

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normanbates:

white man: i’m fascinated with history espe–
me: military history
white man: actually yes a–
me: world war two
white man: uh yea–
me: nazis

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scotchtapeofficial:

paper-mario-wiki:
“passport” is an okay name but it would make more sense if it was called a “port pass”
i think an even better name would be ‘pissport’. you know, like

kramergate:

creator: in order to establish that this main character isn’t a good person and should not be looked up to I am going to show them doing blatantly rude and selfish things that are hard to defend
viewers: whoa! it’s cool to be rude and selfish now!! this show said so!!!

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paranormalthread:

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dailyprospit:

gangs all here

Barbarians make the best rogues

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.
Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*
DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.
Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…
Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*
Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!

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chocolatula:

my sollux being sad,,,
please don’t use this for yourself or your rp muses, since this is my rp muse!

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