[video]
[video]
[video]
(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)
Hiveswap only got a release date because the McElroys said the word, “Homestuck”
Hussie, listening to the podcast: SHIT I FORGOT
(via comfiecore)
“IF YOU DON’T LOOK YOUR BEST WHILE ASSERTING YOUR SUPERIORITY OVER YOUR SUBJECTS, WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT?”
Supposed to be a mirror selfie. Or, shellfie, I suppose. Will likely be posted on the new homestuck RP site when I can actually log in lmao.
(Some of you might recognize this design. Whoops.)
EDIT: Forgot to shade his horns, fixed now.
(via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)
a blog: *follows me*
me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them.
guards: *drag the unwitting blog before me*
me, peering intently at the new blog and poking them with my scepter: Is this a real person? Hmm? What have you to say for yourself? What are your fandoms? Your interests? Speak up, these old ears aren’t what they used to be.
guards, tentatively: they do seem to be a real person, sire. We found them in possession of several memes and a fandom rant.
me, subsiding back into my sumptuous furs and waving them away: most extraordinary. It has been an age since there was a real person, but just as well, the dungeons have been overflowing with those tacky pornbots. This newcomer may remain in my domain. Make them welcome. And fetch me a quill! I feel a ficlet coming on…
(via theclockworkpony-deactivated202)
idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete
(via demilypyro)
[video]
O͐̆ͭ͊̔̈͏̰̗̰̯B̅ͦ̍ͮ͆͋̚Ě̷̻̥̊̎̐Ÿ̥̯́͑̆̓ͣ̌
(via moonpaw)