why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell
a fighting type trainer wrote this
good luck using your offensive moves after I spammed you with sand attack
they should have a word called Presterday which means the day before yesterday .
Vorgestern
Anteayer
завчера
förrgår
Predvčerajšnjem
پرسوں
przedwczoraj
προχθές
మొన్న
předevčírem
aizvakardiena
pitgħada
Eergisteren
Toissapäivänä
前天
English just got owned
It’s funny because english does have the word. ereyesterday. Conversely there’s also a word that means day after tomorrow. Overmorrow which would make a much better movie title than the one we got that was basically al gores wet dream.
things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:
the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef.
a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
there are college students who own a house phone
faye dunaway is there
there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
