Silver Tongue

Jan 23

sindri42:

joyseeker56:

jaffacat:

If Blizzard keeps up this “people that were presumed dead but really just went on vacation to find themselves and ultimately came back for Overwatch” trope maybe one day Gérard Lacroix and Mondatta will stroll into headquarters like they were never assassinated by Talon

Joke theory: Everyone is secretly faking their deaths and no one really died at all.

Literally everybody reaper kills is just in hiding, his guns shoot confetti.

his shotgun shells are actually party poppers and everyone who is presumed dead will be a playable character. mondatta is gonna be an omnic who punches fast and is immune to sentries and turrets and gerards ult will be to call snipers to fire reaper

(via avecpardonplaysminecraft)

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willygurl68:

The only sign I’ll take directions from

(via thatsthat24)

vilepluff:

Located within the data of Paper Mario: Color Splash is an unused sprite of Mario shoving a long rod up his own gotdam ass.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

queenqueso:

aztechnology:

gunsandfireandshit:

psilocybabe:

What does this mean

#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd

I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.

someone is absolutely a fuckin rich nerd.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

(Source: theblogeternities, via dan-mcneely)

seanmcloughlin:

tyler: as a child i would record myself singing and playing the piano because i always thought i’d pursue a career in that

ethan: ever since i was a little kid i’d dreamed of being an actor and me and my brother would pretend to act out scenarios and record them 

mark: 

mark:

mark: i banged sticks together and screamed for 7 hours straight

(via markiplier)

whiletruetypecode:

# fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me | Python

(via wuffleton)

free-ottawe:

baefikr:

shaolinbynature:

Trump supporters & sympathizers: “Why won’t you give him a chance?! He just started his presidency and there is a possibility that he won’t be bad! He could be a good president! Stop fear-mongering! Wait until he proves us wrong to start fighting!”

Trump’s presidency, after just 2 days in office:

what the fuck are alternative facts

the facts of the alt right

(via wuffleton)

Get it right Capcom

einthebusinessdeer:

What Capcom thinks furries are attracted to:

What furries are really attracted to:

(via wuffleton)

dlubes:

no offense but you can only be rude to me if we’re friends. if you talk to me like you know me but you actually dont then wyd.. who are you exactly

(via wuffleton)