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“Yeah, I’m Pan,” I say. You think I am pansexual or panromantic, but you are wrong. I grow horns. You see my goat legs. I take a swig of wine, and a selfie with Dionysus. You realize your mistake as a hoard of nymphs and satyrs carry you away.
(via bloodsbane)
Figured I should share this here too
(Source: football-in-tuxedos, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
Yeet
(Source: multipack, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
(Source: shrekyourself, via taffybuns)
IM LOSING MY FUCKDAMN MIND I THOUGHT THIS WAS AN EDIT TO HAVE HER WITH BIG TITTIES AND A BOOB WINDOWWSWEATER FUCK MYLIFE
(via dan-mcneely)
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apple:
very detailed, blur tool is a little excessive; i appreciate the faithfulness to the eye stalks
google:
simple and perfect. what a beautiful friend!! he smiles for you
microsoft:
easily identifiable, small spots add to maximum snail
samsung:
a good friend, yes, but his eyes should be up there you fools
LG:
very shiny. the slimiest of all of our friends here, impervious to sharp objects at any angle. too powerful
HTC:
simple and green, a very nice pal we have here today folks
Messenger:
his shell looks like a cinnamon roll, sweet boy
Twitter:
purple pal
Mozilla:
minimalist pink friend, i trust him with my crops
Emoji One:
mischievous, chaotic neutral
Emojidex:
eventually, this will be the being who we all have to submit to.
in short, i love all of them
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