Silver Tongue

Aug 28

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I found this!

thepretzelwearsalt:

the4elemelons:

knerzig:

A Neat little lighter

Wait… wait a second!

This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

WHY?!??!!

Why??!!!

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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snorlax:

rate my gaming setup?

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infuckingdeed:

To Do

• Beat God at his own game
• Get money
• Increase my word power
• Pushups!
• Make everything go my way

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sucymemebabaran:

ratwhispers:

sucymemebabaran:

it’s kinda fucked up how every pokemon lays eggs

like, fucking

horse eggs

what the fuck

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• Davenport: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
• Lup: [to Taako] You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.
• Taako: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.
• Lup: Good thinking, fuck the system.