Silver Tongue

Aug 27

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polyglotplatypus:
“ heartless-iguana:
“it sucks but yeah
”
that movie wasnt a good adaptation at all but ill be damned if it wasnt fucking hilarious
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polyglotplatypus:

heartless-iguana:

it sucks but yeah

that movie wasnt a good adaptation at all but ill be damned if it wasnt fucking hilarious

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Aug 26

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snowradish:

fancybroom:

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

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This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

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osheamobile:

neilarmstrong:

derinthemadscientist:

People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.

I love this fucking book

“I’ve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times they’ve lost all meaning so I’m going to call them pirate-ninjas.

“So I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjas…”

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hollyblueagate:

when the purge goes down you better believe im stealing one of these dog statues from target

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