while i was in cracker barrel i heard a lady tell her kid not to touch any of their biscuits until they got home and the kid just went “not even god could keep me from eating these biscuits” and took one out of the container and stuffed the whole thing in his mouth
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(Source: bob-belcher, via wuffleton)
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Germans are absolute masters at being petty as fuck and tbh I love it
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