As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.
Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.
PE didnt do jack shit, they just said “go run a mile” so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I’m amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.
I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.
Let’s be real, PE exists to shame and torture the fat kids, and for pretty much no other reason.
*Insert that thing with all the people who dread gym*
The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.
Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.
Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.
Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.
@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies
[ID: a tag reading, “#don’t eat citrus if you have any mental health problems #the vitamin C is so bad for you” end ID]
losing my fucking mind over how people will come on here and say just the easiest to disprove absolutely inane lies. for no reason at all
This is so funny because of how long a chain of telephone it is. The starting point is that grapefruit juice SPECIFICALLY can interact negatively with several mental health medications (notably, not amphetamines). Then this tumblr post* and MULTIPLENEWSARTICLES got popular, stating that consuming anything acidic (including vitamin C) within an hour of taking your ADHD meds would render them ineffective. In reality, a large dose of vitamin C taken directly with an amphetamine-based ADHD medication has the potential to cause a minor dampening effect, but has no effect on other ADHD meds.
These presumably got filtered/combined into the idea that vitamin C is bad to take with ANY mental health meds, which then got turned into the idea that if you have mental health problems, scurvy may be right for you!
Some people on this site just wanna make scurvy cool again.
do you guys ever read a wookiepedia paragraph that hits you like a truck
ALT
only half of those are real words
this is the guy it’s talking about by the way
wookiepedia editors are stronger than anything if I had to write the sentence “His body released a vanilla-like smell” about something that looked like a dachshund a mushroom and someone’s severed big toe got slammed together in a nuclear reactor I would walk into the woods and never come back
Droopy McCool out there living his best life just to get his personal olfactory data leaked and then be ruthlessly dragged over it
Walk into the woods and never come back? Like how Droopy walked into the desert and never came back?
anyways since i’ve not heard anyone talk about it here. cryptobros are literally planning to make an island filled with cryptobros with crypto themed living shit like unironically they are serious about it and they have recently made an animated video promoting it and i swear to god i did not dub any of this footage this is real they actually made this
![a wookiepedia paragraph that reads "Droopy McCool was the commonly known stage name[1] of Snit,[5] who was a male Kitonak and the lead horn player of the Max Rebo Band.[1] McCool's real name, however, was actually a series of flute-like whistles, unpronounceable by any other species.[6] He played the chindinkalu flute.[2] His body released a vanilla-like smell.[3]"](https://64.media.tumblr.com/fc2884a5ef870975e2982a07505bbc82/3af5858403beb59b-88/s500x750/aa97004a3340e3e5ab32c5828856a4daeed14753.jpg)
