Silver Tongue

Jul 19

OKAY JUST ONE MORE GRIPE ABOUT THE CATS MOVIE THAT THEY CHANGED FROM THE PLAY!

I like the movie. I know it has its faults but its pretty good. HOWEVER! When the movie made old deuteronomy a girl instead of a guy they changed the line in the song from “old deuteronomy has married more than nine wives. Im tempted to say 99″ to “old deuteronomy has lived more than nine lives. im tempted to say 99″ which means they ROBBED US of having an elderly feline lesbian cult leader!

dragondrawer28:

sokka-fuck-ya:
Aang, surrounded by baffled councilmen, interrupted mid meeting: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”

Zuko, half burnt after fistfighting his latest assasin: “It’s not that bad. Besides, you’re like twelve, you don’t have to worry about this”

Aang: “only tw—I was the one who—! No, you know what? I’m calling your grandpa!”

The councilmen, thinking of Azulon: “?!”

Zuko: “WAIT NO AANG I’M SORRY!”

Aang, meditating aggressively: “TOO LATE.”

Roku, taking Aang’s place: “ZUKO I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO SOMETHING SO RECKLESS!”

The councilmen, losing their fucking minds: “?!?!?!????!??!???!”
Zuko, desperately and defensively: “You tried to fight a volcano!”

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Hot take but

The film adaptation of cats is better than the film adaptation of last airbender.

Evidence: ive willingly rewatched cats the movie and finished it while when i tried willingly rewatching avatar i stopped halfway through.

volcaniclastic:

commiemania:
oh my goodness will you look at the time

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gayarsonist:

gayarsonist:
gayarsonist:
that trope where someone is about to be killed and says “please! i have a family!” but then the family show up and beat the shit out of their captors
me: no, please! i have a wife and kids, they’ll be so upset when they find out what you’ve done!
*distant angry roaring noises*
me: there they are :)
ASDFHJKLGH?!

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astrolunos:

you can tell this one’s real because he’s sad

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glompcat:

glompcat:
There is something particularly funny when social media is outraged ~~no one is talking about this!~~ when it is literally the top story for both the New York Times AND The Washington Post and both MSNBC and CNN have been talking about it a whole lot.
For context, I am in no way commenting in any way other than to say it is really damn strange to see people on social media say that there is no coverage of what is happening in Portland when this is the what the New York Times front page looks like right now:
And while it has since been moved to a lower spot on their page to make way for more recent breaking news, this is the current number one most read article at the Washington Post:
Basically what I am saying, and have been cautioning against for ages, is this impulse to equate what is and is not on your socail media feed to what actual news agencies are focusing on, and a very constant and obvious discrediting of journalists that occurs all the damn time on social media with baseless (and super easy to debunk) claims that journalists are never covering stories they are not only focusing on but are also highlighting.

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