Silver Tongue

Aug 23

nooby-banana:
“ ironychan:
“ ilymorgannn:
“ I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it
”
I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.
”
It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D It’s a type of sea slug that...

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

it looks like a boss in a wii game

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TRYING TO COME UP WITH NAMES FOR MY FANTASY CHARACTERS

thedosian-cabbage:

howdoiputthisgeekily:

Tips:

a) pick a name, any name

b) let’s go with Kevin

c) fuck up a letter, preferably a vowel

- kevan

- kyvin

- kovon

- kevell

- kivoth

d) congratz u have a name

e) he might be called Tim but that might be short for something

- Timmos

- Timotheus

- Timiron (yeah just add “Ron” when in doubt)

- Tiroth

- Timarimos

Congratulations your Tim both has a cute nickname and a full name that sounds vaguely badass, or if not badass long-winded and unnecessary enough to be a Fantasy Name™.

Also try to make the syllables sound like their personality. A suave and socially smooth character could maybe not have any hard ‘r’ or ‘br’ or ‘tr’ in their names. Etc.

doesn’t even have to be a name. take any word and fuck it up like taco becomes taako for a loveable gay wizard who may or may not be chaotic neutral

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theactualharrystyles:

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”

well yeah

everyone was talking about it

i got curious

i watched it

and i liked it

how is that a bad thing

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mysteryprof:
“I can’t believe I just had dream Squad Goals before my very eyes
”

mysteryprof:

I can’t believe I just had dream Squad Goals before my very eyes

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puublack:

puublack:

Discord servers are great but all it takes is one ‘That Guy’ to ruin it.

By ‘that guy’, I’m talking about the kind of people who aren’t necessarily breaking any rules but are still unpleasant to be around because they make every conversation about them or spam the chat with some “hilarious” meme only they find funny while people are trying to have a conversation. And you can tell the admin wants to ban their ass but doesn’t want to go through the inevitable tantrum and/or tumblr drama for it.

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icanneverbesatisfied:

oscarborn2bwilde:

thisisnotmydivision:

oscarborn2bwilde:

pikacrafteraya:

protheangel:

type-one-conservative:

oscarborn2bwilde:

type-one-conservative:

son-of-a-shepherd7:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

Bless

OP is amazing.

guys,,,.. i was 15, I’m 20 now. why won’t you let this die

Because it’s the best use of sarcasm I’ve seen to date, and you deserve recognition for it.

YES IT IS

I love this
I love this so much

this is my legacy now…… i shall embrace it and become Cow Girl, defender of Hinduism.

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE ONLY EVER SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

WAIT WHAT THERE ARE SCREENSHOTS OF MY FACE??????!

oh my god

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littlearcherbooty:

@ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards

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askgeorgebush:

sassyenjolras:

twilightpatriot:

am-night-king:

when someone draws something just for youimage

This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.

The more you know.

You must be fun at parties.

when someone draws something for me i die of amonia poisoning 

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lohver:

you’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you.

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