Silver Tongue

Aug 23

startledoctopus:
ronibravo:
i started writing original fiction because of a comment i got on a house md fic i wrote when i was 12 years old. someone said “this is out of character, house and wilson would never act like this.” so i thought, “if i make my own characters, no one can ever tell me they’re out of character, because i decide,” and i started planning my first novel. now i’m 23 and i’ve written 4 novel-length works, i have a degree in publishing and i work at a literary magazine, largely because someone insulted my house fanfiction. follow your dreams.
succeed out of spite

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New subculture:

devilsinthehills:

flimflamberge:
pisslick:
Cowgoth. We dress like cowboys but in all black and we don’t listen to anything but classic country songs about murder.
This is just the Johnny Cash fandom.
It’s already called Outlaw Country you fucking poser

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“What’s a Period?”

tigerkid14:

falloutnaluatthetardis:
….Uterus wants baby.
Person doesn’t have baby.
Uterus wants revenge
Actually, it would be more accurate to depict this as:
Uterus does not want a baby (resource sucking parasite)
Uterus gets more and more paranoid as the month goes on that maybe somehow a baby got in.
Uterus burns the whole place down in an attempt to ensure there are no babies.

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

this1goesto11:
gaylor-moon:
Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!
We’re real people, though.
Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

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lostinsideyoux:

thetroublesofbeingtrans:
I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending
I’m not even a teenager anymore and I still feel like this.

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lexivine:

zenigata:
2chan.net [ExRare]

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dark mcelroys

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

show me shrimp hell now

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segadores-y-soldados:

drneverland:
segadores-y-soldados:
This one is coming out of left-field but uh
I legit think the “Queen of Junkertown” could be the next hero.
Not only that -
I legit think she could be the next support hero.
A lot of people picked up on the very obvious empty throne (meaning they can keep her design a secret for a later reveal), and the also obvious weapons hanging around.
But a lot of people missed the bright yellow objects attached to the weapons.
Overwatch is super heavily color-coded/color-motifed. Yes, yes, “blue = good,” “red = enemy,” but beyond that, each character in their standard design kinda shows you their personality traits. Each character usually has a very distinct 1-3 colors that stand out and makes them immediately distinguishable.
Similarly, there are few extra colors that tell the player or a teammate what is happening. These are:
Green = speed (Lúcio’s speedboost, but also the jump pads, friendly Genji’s ult)
Light blue/glowing blue = photo-based shields (Reinhardt, Orisa, Winston, friendly Zarya, Symmetra’s shields)
Purple = chaotic, “debuff” (Zenyatta discord orb, Sombra hacking, Widowmaker venom mine, Ana damage shot, enemy Ana biotic grenade)
Yellow = healing and/or bonus armor (Mercy, Ana, Zenyatta harmony orb, Lúcio healing, Soldier: 76 biotic field, Roadhog breather, Torbjörn’s armor, D.Va’s armor, etc)
This is not a comprehensive list by any means, but basically, the majority of the time, when you see yellow in Overwatch, that’s a healing-related ability, item, or object.
If the Queen of Junkertown is going to be a playable character, it’s likely those weapons “heal” somehow, while still providing her with offensive capabilities.
#please tell me I get to stab my teammates to heal them

OI! GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE!
Genji: I need healing
Queen of Junkertown, sharpening spear: Oh, you do, do you?

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