Silver Tongue

Aug 21

anonymousalchemist:

namethatghostling:

the director begrudgingly puts tres horny boys in charge of a small section of the moonbase used to teach new recruits safety called safety town
the boys quickly divide up their territories and magnus names himself the mayor of new duckburg
citizens of new duckburg are mainly just killian and carey who are covered in war paint and help magnus steal resources from the neighboring territories until theyre all eventually banned from safety town

@maegnus

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Cute things to say during sex

shitpost-senpai:

shitpost-senpai:

My Ultimate is charging (66%)

READY TO GO WHOLE HOG!!!

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classicmeevs:

classicmeevs:

do you think history is wrong, because like, when they used to have those signs saying which road went to which city and in cartoons they always switch the signs around to confuse someone? that definitely was rampant in ancient times I think pranksters would have been switching around the wooden signs throughout history so like, whenever the ancient people were recounting stories to be passed down, nobody really knew where they were because the signs got switched around? so through that logic like most if not all history is wrong i think

some people are getting very confused by this so i think ill add in some illustrations

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those confused guys are all of us, especially historians. That one in the first picture looks like me

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thenib:
“From Lupi McGinty.
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thenib:

From Lupi McGinty.

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thevoidfish:

abracataako:

okay so as many great posts as there about kravitz being annoyed/exhausted by lup and barry’s antics as reapers, i think we’re all forgetting something - kravitz, mr. “uses fake accents to sound more intimidating” and “shows up to reap souls as a crystal golem because apparently using his normal reaper form is just too boring,” is JUST as flashy.

so imagine this: barry is the chill, more reserved reaper. the one who responds to low-level offenses, or if somebody just needs a helping hand in crossing over. meanwhile lup and krav are the ones who respond to high-level necromancers, scythes out, hoods up, guns blazing like “SUP LICHES, WANNA FUCKING PLAY??”

Imagine Lup and Kravitz trying to outdo each other while Barry stands stone faced in the background, long since given up trying to stop them

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venomsnake:

ARE YALL READY 💯 FOR THE SOLAR ☀️ ECLITS??🌝🌚🌒AT 1:18 PM 🕘 FOR TWO MINUTES THE SUN 🌝AND THE MOON 🌚WILL BE FUCKING 😩 EACHOTHER 💦💦💦💦💦💦Make sure you wear the proper eye protection 😎 cause YOU 👉will be in the SPLASH ZONE! 💦💦🌊send this👀👇to 2️⃣1️⃣ kinky⛓bitches👯👯OR UR PHONE📱 WILL EXPLODE 🔪💣💥💥 DURING THE ECLITS 🌒‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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doing-that:
“ doing-that:
“I’ve done my civil duty
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critically important addition
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doing-that:

doing-that:

I’ve done my civil duty

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critically important addition

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gonna say this one last time… moon and sun aren’t lesbians

scotchtapeofficial:

the MOON is a lesbian and she’s in a relationship w the OCEAN! the sun is gay, he’s a bear, and the solar eclipse is wlw/mlm solidarity!!!

Can the moon be bi and they’re In a healthy poly relationship?

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equalistmako:

reminder: all firebenders are gonna lose their bending for about 8 minutes during the solar eclipse tomorrow. you might feel weak or just plain OFF during this time, but don’t worry– that’s normal. stay safe out there, everyone!

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how the solar eclipse works in a nutshell

slytherinica:

weavemama:

moon: *covers the sun for a few minutes in broad daylight* 

sun:

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the sun is crying bc she hasnt seen her gf in a long time and forgot how beautiful she is 🌙✨

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