scene i’ve been imagining a lot lately: guy orders a big mac from mcdonalds and asks the person at the counter “hey how do you eat this?” and the cashier says “you bite off a piece of it and chew it and swallow it” and the customer says “i see…just like at the other mcdonalds”
100% full offense, but straight men who are obsessed with women fucking each other and straight women who are obsessed with men fucking each other are completely Gross™
just when i think they’re done
“gay people obsessing over heterosexuals” ive never cared about a straight person in my life
this person has literally never met a gay person in their life
