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it’s a me, marco
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shut the hell your mouth
my production rig
this is like the kind of thing some cyber heist film would have where the protags are sneaking into a facility disguised as pizza delivery
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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man
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Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire
this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day
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I’ve been laughing for like twenty minutes at the idea of somebody typing this and thinking “good tweet” and then hitting the post button
Luv those witches and sodomites
someone in the 1600s wrote this tweet
Tag yourself, are you the witches or the sodomites?
This is sodomy witch erasure, and I won’t stand for it.
i am 100% a witch
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an xbox 360 was sold in japan this week
one year ago one xbox 360 was sold in japan
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