Silver Tongue

Jan 16

[video]

negativeonetwelfth:
“ foxghost:
“ *squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers
”
if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor
”

negativeonetwelfth:

foxghost:

*squints at suspiciously*
I don’t think this was made for fingers

if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

(via mbulteau)

(Source: dankmemesreasonforliving, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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asanoya:
“i love how ana is concerned for everyone but w torbjorn shes just “well shit better luck next time!!!” ”

asanoya:

i love how ana is concerned for everyone but w torbjorn shes just “well shit better luck next time!!!”

(Source: qqtahng, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW

(via dan-mcneely)

cis-passing:
“ theskankmonster:
“ cis-passing:
“ why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better
” ”
THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
”
@kilalabunnies

cis-passing:

theskankmonster:

cis-passing:

why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better

image

THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

@kilalabunnies

(Source: beautiful-bi, via dan-mcneely)

[video]

beemainframe:
“plenty of fish in the sea but she’s the cutest
”

beemainframe:

plenty of fish in the sea but she’s the cutest

(Source: de4dpilot, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)