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Lmao look how a republican interpreted this sign lol. Wasn’t there just a poll that said 60% of republicans think college is bad or something 😂
Have 1-5 been assassinated???
“Alt Left” X_X
Lord the delusion
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- a rotisserie shithead
- Jamiroquai’s dad
- a new character in Candyland that only steals Twizzlers
- a vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position
- if hepatitis was a person
- a big asshole
- the ringleader of a pornography circus
- the hype man for a (failed) 90s hip hop group that had a lot of conflicting stylistic opinions
- the St. Peter that meets fashion trends in hell
- a magician who doesn’t realize why he can’t get children’s party jobs
- a homeless LED sign salesman
- a pizza sign dancer from a dystopian future where we have LED signs but not any clothes
- a character from a Dr. Seuss novel that he decided to discard
- a worker at a shitty steampunk Gadzooks
- an undertaker for clowns
- a magical high tech pervert
- like he tripped and fell into a Spencer’s Gifts
- like a carpet fucked a nerd
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I’m so happy I jumped on board before it finished. Thank you so much McElroy family for the amazing storytelling experience that is @theadventurezone.
Now to listen to the whole thing again :)
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kawayuni asked: I just want to say that this blog is solely responsible for me calling paws "peets". Can I see some more peets, please?
Guys
Guys
Today’s judge Judy is a dude who stole an ex-friends #yugioh cards https://gowatchit.com/watch/shows/judge-judy-958/season/21/episode/228/house-of-stolen-cards-judge-discovers-tampering-of-evidence-1873068OH GOD
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“Zone of Truth” was a running gag, “Taako’s good out here” was Taako’s narcissistic apathy and cowardice ,and “Magnus rushes in” was a way for Travis to remember to roleplay instead of going with his gut.
That’s how everything started, but in episodes 68 and 69 the meaning of these phrases changed. “Zone of Truth” was Merl’s greatest spell, “Taako’s good out here” was a stand against pessimism ,and “Magnus rushes in” was Magnus finally going home.
These boys have grown so much and I love all of them.
its a trope called meaningful echo where something said in the past means something else in new context
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david rockefeller finally died this year i had no idea
Is this the same dude who had something like 10 heart transplants
6. but yeah.
you can’t hang up on the reaper forever.