calling for healer in tf2: politely informs the medic of the injured’s location
calling for healer in overwatch: *in the most disrespectful and whiny voice imaginable*
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have you ever played medic in tf2 because if so I can assure you that you are misremembering
one of those “everybody in the country/world gets institutionally divided into extremely specific groups” style dystopian young adult novels but the groups are like, clowns, pro wrestlers, furries, and business ceos
Anonymous asked: Hey don't be an idiot and claim the Phar/Mer^cy shippers said Mercy was racist for saving Genji. That argument comes from people who are actually Anti-Ph-ar-mercy and who hate Mercy because they think she's a white devil. Don't be stupid.
Really? because I find it rather strange that this happened right after pharmercy was sunk and the pharmercy shippers were sending the overwatch writers a lot of shit and accusing them of being homophobic for not making their ship canon.
listen, this exact thing happened in the steven universe fandom. It’s not anything new.
A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.
“What sort of sperm donor did you use?”
“God.”
“Yeah, I know, I’m being intrusive. I’m sorry. It’s just Dave can’t have kids and we were thinking we might have to go that root. And your daughter is so perfect. I just thought.”
“No, look, our sperm donor was literally God. Angels showed up and everything. Random people just gave us gifts when she was born and starting crying.”
