Silver Tongue

Aug 17

kintotech:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?

i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar

additional rules: at all times players must obey the rules of their respective sports, unless they hold hands with a player from another sport, in which case their sport rules switch over for as long as they hold hands

cheers, 4am me, for the worst post i’ve ever made

by worst you mean best right.

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phoneus:

an-actual-stone:

otterbf:

this is how i became what i am today

I was born without the top of my skull and an innate connection to all Wi-Fi signals as long as i have these various materials in my system.

Smart meter

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chongoblog:

knittinggiantbeanies:

domonoadamu:

knittinggiantbeanies:

narvalitus:

knittinggiantbeanies:

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

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open rp

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

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krebstar:

reblog this if griffin mcelroy made you cried the happiest tears youve ever cried in your entire life

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foxaes:

this is the One i liked so im repostin it separately 

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so how about that zone of adventure?

bbg100:

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