WHO
IM SO USED TO THIS AWFUL WEBSITE THAT I DIDNT REALIZE THEY MEANT RELATIVE ALWJEJEBEBWBVEDVDBW S D
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BE GAY AND DO CRIME
<p class=“npf_quirky”>Be straight and abide the law.</p>
its ok spike take your time
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you boys like deals?
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On to new worlds, to new stories, new adventures. You’re going to be amazing!!!
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i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water
i propose a new hashtag
#watergate
but didn’t that already happen?
no, you’re thinking of #gamergate
#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks
wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy
suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing
and got slapped in the hand for it?
don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967
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two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles my muscles
involuntarily flex
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please, mr recordscratch was my father. you can call me freezeframe
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dave and dirk sitting next to each other in an emergency room waiting area completely silent because john almost died trying to teach himself to swallow swords and they are both trying to pretend that they didn’t get too distracted to help him because they are gay
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