Silver Tongue

Aug 16

charlesoberonn:
Okay, but the real question is: Are Beth, Morty and Summer called Sanchez now, or are they still Smiths?
Okay, Since there’s no canonical answer, I’ll give my headcanons instead:
Beth reverts back to Beth Sanchez, since she never got to use that name as an adult, having married Jerry young.
Morty remains Morty Smith because he’s still attached to his dad a bit.
Summer becomes Summer of House Chainkiller, First of her Name

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millennial-review:

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speedwag:

fandominsight:
speedwag:
straight: stop making everything gay!
me: looks up in shock with my finger still on the GAY key
straight: STOP!
me: oh sorry
straight: thank god
me: moves finger over to the TRANS key
Fuck it, press both!
love the way u think tbh

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papayapanda:

clockworkpriest:
also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.
The Grandma(ster)

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thecouchwitch:

kitfisto:
sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch
Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

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jdlaclede:

birdghost:
papatulus:
friend-rice:
snowysauropteryx:
snowysauropteryx:
Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend.
UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK
old boys
it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms
Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

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