Jane’s had to deal with attempts on her life so much that she literally just casually calls them “Measly assassination attempts” Like, Janey’s life is in danger so often that she’s numb to it by now, she stone cold does not give a fuck. You could tell her you’re gonna straight up murder her and she’d probably just be like “Just try it you coward, you can’t do shit. Fucking try me.” Jane Crocker is fucking metal.
Remember that one Jimmy John’s employee who was held at gunpoint by a robber but he just kept taking the dudes order like nothing happened? That’s Jane.
she even brushed it off when one of her best friends tried to kill her shortly after her own great grandmother tried to kill her which was JUST after jack murdered her on prospit.
Just so we’re all clear on where I’m at with how things are.
I think I resisted this sort of performative post stuff because 1) I try and keep things as positive as possible for the sake of other folks, and 2) showing basic decency and respect towards others should be the bare minimum of being a decent human. But I guess there come times where the obvious needs to be said, just for the sake of history.
So to all marginalized persons and groups out there: please know that I am always happy to share this ocean with you, and that you belong here. All I have to offer you is a bunch of art, a listening ear, and some extra cash that I can donate your way, so I hope it helps in even a small way.
