has anyone ever before been so comprehensively torn to shreds in their life tho
My favorite part about that line is that it implies that Gilderoy Lockhart was a more competent teacher than Dolores Umbridge. And that may be the biggest insult in the entire series.
Minerva left no fucking survivors with that one.
Random person: Why do you like McGonagall so much?
I Was Always On Green Because My Mama Didn’t Play That Shit.
I got a Red for the first time ever cause I launched a basketball at this girls face 😭😭 it was an accident tho I swear lmao
This traumatized so many kids. I knew someone who had no memory of this until I said the phrase “go flip your card” and suddenly they remembered everything
I went from green straight to red because I gave my friend a piggyback ride for like five seconds
i remember i went on red because i drew over the face of the octopus on the worksheet to make him a pirate instead of completing the wordsearch and then cried when the teacher took it and threw it away and gave me a fresh one
