Silver Tongue

Aug 15

davidistheloveofmylife:
“good thing i spend 12 hours then
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davidistheloveofmylife:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

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Dear mansplaining morons who think “Batman could totally win a fight with Wonder Woman”

princessamericachavez:

paddysnuffles:

Are y'all high?

Bruce 

- an average human dude
- has no superpowers to speak of
- trained fighting for like, 10, 20 years tops
- uses fancy but breakable human-made gadgets

Diana

- literally a deity
- “only a god can kill another god”
- trained fighting for 500 to 2,000 years (depending on who you ask) under Antiope, the greatest general in the history of a legendary warrior race
- can fly
- can literally level a building with a single punch
- can control lightning
- able to take punches by someone capable of crumbling a gun with their bare hands
- can toss a tank with her bare hands like it’s nbd
- has magical weapons originally made for & owned by gods

Being a man doesn’t give you the ability to defeat a deity who’s trained for centuries under the best of the best, has magic powers, and magic weapons, you twats.

Being a man doesn’t make you better than a deity.

I feel the need to bring this up:

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or the time Diana took down the entire justice league to protect them. Here’s how Batman’s thing went down:

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Or maybe the fact that she’s fucking savage?

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even before pre n52

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So yeah, there’s that for anyone who needs schooling manspalining fuckboys.

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you’ve heard of fursuits, now get ready for

textopolis:

emojisuits

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redacted-metallum:

redacted-metallum:

Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight” and the response was “It doesn’t have to be a guy’s dick. Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” because I just remembered the phrase “Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” and now I’m laughing

I’m reblogging this because I just remembered “don’t be a transphobe, chad” again

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scotchtapeofficial:

splatchargers:

elleoellie:

i hate moray towers

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some people love moray to cope????

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im gonna run both of u over on moray towers

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