Silver Tongue

Apr 17

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vamp1r3-luv3r:

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paperandpencilsandskips:

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geojesser:

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dopaminerjic:

froody:

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

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just blocked a bunch of terfs, and as op may well be aware already, they’ve been rbing the unedited version of this post. on the brighter side, you can now hover over several radfem blogs and see some variation of this

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Yeppp. That’s why I had to add the banner. Blocking them is like whack-a-mole.

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…..ok

my bf found the image so i can explain it now

my mom would write bible verses on like anything when i was younger so this happened

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OH THATS REALLY FUNNY

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raptorific:

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying “I hate you so much it’s not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here’s a full choir to sing ‘Goodbye My Darling,’ an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don’t read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave.” to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she’s ever said

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gothgoldengirls:

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goobra:

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this is the gay agenda and i LOVE it

But what if my GF is a Law Enforcer?

You should break up with her then

but BUT what if you’re gay AND a law enforcer?

then you’re a traitor to the community

What about Captain Holt???

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hiraethminds:

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big fan of giving him fucked up swords

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coffeeflavoredqueers:

if you could have any cool not human ears which would you have

cat ears

dog ears

bear ears

bunny ears

antlers(look okay they’re close enough. you can keep human ears too)

long pointy elf ears

those weird feather bird wing ones

none :) human ears only pls

other(put in tags pls pls pls)

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pls rb i just wanna know what the world thinks…

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evilwizard:

were–ralph:

Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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