Silver Tongue

Jan 07

demilypyro:
The hero’s party approaches so I bring in several trumpet, electric guitar and violin players and get my drumkit ready so my boss fight can have a fucking bop
My evil kingdom may fall but my SOUNDTRACK WILL LIVE ON

your boss music minions as your lair crumbles around them

pissvortex:

alright ladies time to wrap it up it’s over

(via rockboci)

vibrantbluecats:

anarrowthroughtime:
oh to be a juggler performing in front of the Pope with Megalovania playing in the background..
HELLO??? HOW IS THIS REAL

(via redsephirah)

Jan 06

beetrootbot:

A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,

(via taffybuns)

galahadwilder:

azuzulira:
galahadwilder:
galahadwilder:
If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy
Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation
Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”
The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny
That was the exact thought process behind this post

its canon (shown in jokers return) that joker can in fact not handle people being funnier than him especially at his expense

(via thatneoncrisis)

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xxtc-96xx:

Mewtwo is still going to take things slow, but its evident baby isn’t going to let him stay away from her any longer if she has any say in it
phased through a door? What are you talking about?

ihopethisendswell:

This is the only youtube comment that matters.

(via rosexknight)

ndiecity:

i still think the funniest way a celebrity has ever been “cancelled” was when we found out DJ Khaled didnt eat pussy

(via rockboci)

turing-tested:

went to genderpedia and it appears they have have forgotten uh. a term or two. nbd though theyre mostly microlabels so its understandable they left those out

(via turing-tested)