“sharks aren’t vicious!!! they’re like huge puppy dogs!! they’re big sweethearts and i dont understand why people are scared of them!!”
“sharks do not attack humans in the way movies constantly portray them. sharks are curious, inquisitive animals and many bites come from sharks who “test bite” humans in order to see what they are/if they’re a threat, but that one initial bite can be fatal. while sharks are not monsters bent on hunting and targeting humans, human who hand feed them and treat them like any other animal causes more human-shark incidents (sharks can become used to humans feeding them and thus bite at a human to find fish). sharks are not blood thirsty maneaters, but they are an extremely powerful animal that deserves respect and should be admired from a distance.”
*tumblr gets its hands on Crash Bandicoot* “ah yes, this gross, malformed 40+ years old man is the perfect conduit for my male on male fantasies”
Yo can you go be a homophobic piece of shit somewhere else & let ppl have fun?
If you think my dislike upon seeing Doctor Neo Periwinkle Cortex getting railed up the ass by a furry is in any way based in homophobia then I’m afraid you’re dearly mistaken
yo if you don’t want to see a yellow traffic cone bastard get his ass blasted by an anthropomorphic marsupial then you’re a homophobic pos tbh :/
