check out this absolutely godawful album title i had to see at the record store today
if you go through the notes the members of this band found the post and are taking shots at their ex drummer who is also in the notes responding to them
if you don’t wanna scroll through 7000+ notes to find the discourse, here it is presented in screenshot form
like i can’t explain it very well but the idea that /pol/ inadvertently started the piss rumor is so, so much funnier to me than the idea that it’s actually true and on some kgb videotape or whatever the fuck. wealthy men have weird stupid fetishes all of the time. if you told me that donald trump hired a few escorts and had them piss on his head twice a week every week it wouldn’t faze me at all. who would even be surprised? it’s just infinitely funnier to think about some maladjusted 17 year old racist with a rare pepe folder writing a piss fanfiction as a joke and, a few months later, just sweating as he reads about that fanfiction having somehow become a rumor passed through official channels among the most powerful politicians in the world and damaging his hero’s reputation
Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away
“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015
So I slapped some mathematics on this picture and…
The red lines divide the picture into thirds. They also mostly coincide with the doorway (and Cruz’s right hand), framing him nicely as the Main Character of this picture.
The green line was placed using the golden ratio (the ratio between parts of the picture above it and below it is close enough to 1:1.618). It also goes right under his chin (and through some reporters’ hands or tools).
The purple lines are diagonals that are framing the reporters really nicely.
I’m pretty sure you could also do something clever with a circle and the yellow doorway behind him, but I don’t have the patience to fiddle with that.
Basically, this picture has the same “maths are beautiful” aesthetic as (some well-known) Renaissance paintings.
