Silver Tongue

Aug 12

brumble-tunges-scrungles-cumbis:

cr-mango:

luxwing:

greenhat97:

tatooinedovah:

“omg you can’t play video games on easy mode!!”

listen if i wanted to struggle with some dumb task and fail a dozen times for bullshit reasons only to get some underwhelming reward once i finally get it right i would just live my actual life and not play video games smh

pls love urself

Oh and if you want to play something like Dark Souls? Don’t feel bad for using guides or looking up walkthroughs. I’ve done that to find specific items, or when something is so bullshit and obscure that I need help for it (I’m pretty damn good at it, too.) 

And guess what? My experience didn’t diminish at all. If anything it helped me. 

Use guides. Use cheats. Use item duplication glitches. Clip through the floor going 30 miles a second. Just have fun

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Its about having fun

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papatulus:

cheercaptain:

PSA: any sentence that follows the formula of “verb your noun” e.g “pee your pants” “kiss your wife” “water your plants” is code for “kill yourself” and if you receive such a message here on tumblr.com you should report it to the cyber authorities immediately 

my mum: eat your vegetables!!

me, a 27 year old tumblr user: just say you hate mentally ill people

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Anonymous asked: I'm curious. How did you develop a foot fetish? Is it just something you've always had or was there a moment where you thought "Yup, I like feet now."

haiku-oezu:

As far as I can remember it’s always been with me, even before I realized it was sexual

Then when I got on the internet and I started getting the urge of looking for… you know, I found out the nature of the attraction and I was like “oh yeah, that makes sense”

timlovejoy:

chichi-milk:

Please i love when anime characters (especially boys) have like cat mouths (like this :3)

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hey astrologists im a pisces what that mean

You have gills

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franksgun:

opeo:

its all fun and games until you accidentally say “scrappy doo is a dilf” in front of your entire math class

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suturmon:

me: about to walk into hyrule castle to fight ganon

honey: literally comes outta nowhere, flops down on top of me and falls asleep purring

me: we’re in this together

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