Silver Tongue

Jan 10

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equalistmako:

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

*narrows eyes*

As I said before give 1 of 2 responses:
1) Smile and shake you head and point to nothing, “Oh no, he doesn’t like pizza.” Then close the door.
2) Wide eyes and whisper in a scared voice. “You can see her too.”

IT GOT BETTER

Turn around and yell at the nothing “You were supposed to stay hidden!”

YOU CAN SEE HER TOO?!

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Me: What a cutie

“Do you know what Period pains are? Arthritis of the Vagina!” — My Girlfriend.

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