Silver Tongue

Jan 10

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momfricker:

dongstomper:

a planet exclusively for fighting

(via thatsthat24)

ok hear me out guys

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

joner:

fvace:

I’m listening

okay listen closely

ok ready

look me boots

(Source: teuers, via renniksarts)

elestiel:

askboxmemes:

GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

• QUEEN/KING OF _____???
• PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
• EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???

bonus points:

• HEIR TO _____???
• GOD/GODDESS OF _____???
• OVERLORD OF _____???
• GUARDIAN/PROTECTOR OF ____???
• THE PATRON SAINT OF ____???
• MASTER/MISTRESS OF ____???

(via deep-sea-prince)

zippysqrl:

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like them slutty side up.

(Context that caused this monstrosity)

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croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

(via gearholder)

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iguanamouth:

an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do.
(P.s. I love you very much)

(via dan-mcneely)

juza-the-cloud:

zenigata:

2chan.net [ExRare]

he looks lost. someone please tell him where the nearest shoreline is. Cars probably hurt to step on like legos to him. pls help gojira

(via iguanamouth)

misskittyfantastico:

Did… Did Fables: The Wolf Among Us just reference John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner bit?

(via )