Silver Tongue

Jan 07

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

(Source: englishdub, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

dangerousmew:

Red yes

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mint-and-love:

I meant to put popufur but spam bots instantly liked it??????

I think paw-pular would bea better pun

Overwatch but everytime a fan gets upset about tracer being gay another hero becomes gay

(Source: bird-cannibalism, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

comradepanda:

aviatorhead:
Petition to give zenyatta a passive ability of if he’s on critical health he can get on his legs and sprint away
But every step he makes is a xylophone noise

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me enjoying mcelroy content

lulurantis:

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mint-and-love:

silver-tongues-blog:
Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.Once there was a way
To get back home.Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.
Bro

Thanks. It was my first art of the year and I’m so proud of how it turned out.

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