When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day
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Red yes
I meant to put popufur but spam bots instantly liked it??????
I think paw-pular would bea better pun
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Petition to give zenyatta a passive ability of if he’s on critical health he can get on his legs and sprint away
But every step he makes is a xylophone noise
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Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.Once there was a way
To get back home.Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.Bro
Thanks. It was my first art of the year and I’m so proud of how it turned out.
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