Silver Tongue

Aug 07

michaelplayswithstars:

teaboot:

busket:

cheggerspartyquiz:

demonbunny5:

cheggerspartyquiz:

komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit

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it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me

what if the log is the actual pokemon and the koala is just a regular koala and that’s why it can’t get status effects because it’s just a log

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the walk cycle it looks more like the log is the one moving and the koala is just. hanging on

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oh my god

someone at game freak: ok new pokemon idea stay with me here…………..a log that cant get a fucking koala off of it

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standard-dingo:

candygarnet:

holy shit could you imagine if tumblr had an @everyone

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kyutie-allurie:

backatthebein:

asexualbrittaperry:

ggiornojo:

asexualbrittaperry:

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

“You absolute desk chair! You got completely tabled last night!”

@anactualegg

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dat-soldier:

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

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Come at me, fuckboys!

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thefeelofavideogame:
“ “hey bro do you have wifi”
“yeah I was just about to hook up this new router”
“FOOLISH SAMURAI” ”

thefeelofavideogame:

“hey bro do you have wifi”

“yeah I was just about to hook up this new router”

“FOOLISH SAMURAI”

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koobaxion:
“in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.
”

koobaxion:

in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.

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[video]

you’re walking through the labs

theres no one around and your glasses are dead

out of the corner of your nose you smell him….

Gamzee Makara

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