komala’s shiny palette is absolute bullshit
it just gets a strawberry flavored log. literally nothing else. MAYBE slightly darker but i cant really tell. why did they have to do this to me
what if the log is the actual pokemon and the koala is just a regular koala and that’s why it can’t get status effects because it’s just a log
the walk cycle it looks more like the log is the one moving and the koala is just. hanging on
oh my god
someone at game freak: ok new pokemon idea stay with me here…………..a log that cant get a fucking koala off of it
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holy shit could you imagine if tumblr had an @everyone
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@anactualeggyou can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
“You absolute desk chair! You got completely tabled last night!”
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jack the ripper identified
*swat team descends on graveyard*
we fuckin got him now
i just lost 4 followers
Come at me, fuckboys!
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[video]
“hey bro do you have wifi”
“yeah I was just about to hook up this new router”
“FOOLISH SAMURAI”
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in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.
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you’re walking through the labs
theres no one around and your glasses are dead
out of the corner of your nose you smell him….
Gamzee Makara