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Everyone’s wondering why the hand ship from Jail Break was green if it was yellow diamonds, when her ship is yellow
I think we’re forgetting peridot was flying that ship, she adjusted the preferences
She made them green
Just like she wanted to do with the ruby shipOh mygod that nerd
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Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.
So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.
So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.
So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…
And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…
Holy shit.
This is glorious
I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.
(Source: pandyxmilkovich-blog, via irailleth-archive)
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Before he died, the second last tweet by the legendary pirate king Gold Rodger was:
“My fortune is yours for the taking… but you’ll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece!”
His final tweet was:
“*place. Shit. Autocorrect, sorry.”
(Source: its-changemod, via adurot)
A classic.
DYING
Clickbaiting level: National Geographic
this added 5 years to my life
this watered my crops and helped them to evolve to produce a higher yield
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