Silver Tongue

Aug 04

Half-orc fighter: are these windows big enough for someone to jump through?
DM: the windows aren't open.
Half-orc fighter: that's not what I asked.

mccallientes:
why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok

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banshees:

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science-sexual:

rudescience:
gif87a-com:
Ejecting a floppy disk in space
1.44MB of wheeee.
I love how it just floats out of there like some sort of bad videogame glitch

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mint-and-love:

morseapple:
einthebusinessdeer:
einthebusinessdeer:
Hey guys now that Bambi’s dad is single you think I have a chance?
if this man is king of the forest i’ll glady be his queen!!!
@mint-and-love
Ein deserves them more but they sure are pretty

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Anonymous asked: HIGHFIVE!

daily-terezipyrope:

H4ND SL1IPP3D

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