Silver Tongue

Jan 03

I was hired to do branding and a website for a non profit. After working together for over two months, the client loved everything I did and was thrilled all along the way. Unfortunately, she was a bit indecisive so it took a lot longer than expected because I kept having to make and revert changes for her.
Me: Just to let you know, we’re getting pretty close to my hour cap for this project. I’m more than willing to do the work, but once we go over that I will have to start charging you additionally by the hour.
Client: That’s no problem! Do what you have to.
I reminded her of this several times, and let her know what kind of hours I as putting in. She gave the okay, every time.
Client: It’s incredible, thank you so much! We really love everything you’ve done and we are so excited.
She even cried at how much she loved it.
Then I sent her the bill.
Client: Please send me the final files ASAP. Also, I’m really sorry but I am not going to be able to pay you the extra $1,000 that I owe you.
Me: I cannot send the final files until you pay your bill.
Client: I am not happy with the final branding and would like all my money back.
The best part? I am a female designer and this is a non profit who’s mission is to help women who have been taken advantage of.

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callmeisolde:

mythopoeticlicense:
teroknortailor:
ainaraoftime:
nickyhaughts:
lgbt rep on television, otherwise known as:
the dead lesbian
the token gay
the suffering bisexual
the non-existent trans person
#note: the suffering bisexual isnt allowed to use the word ‘bisexual’
this sounds like the basis for a superhero team
an undead lesbian hero who has the power of immortality
a gay hero who can copy themselves over and over and appear as a “token” in other people’s lives, gathering important information
a bisexual hero impervious to pain who can invoke the powers of ice and fire by saying a certain incantation word
a trans hero who can warp spacetime and travel transdimentionally in and out of our current universe
I see the asexual’s power of invisibility remain as strong as ever
reblogging for the last comment

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silver-tongues-blog:

Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.Once there was a way
To get back home.Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.

ostolero:

stinkyhat:
ostolero:
ostolero:
untapped joke potential: putting health bars on really big buildings
I’m not talking about video games or some irrelevant shit I’m talking about real buildings like the eiffel tower which I will kill in one hit
A CHALLENGER APPROACHES !!!

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thecutespook:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

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crowtrobot:

wallisgloom:
squided:
chex-quest:
tyleroakley:
#2006vs2016: some things never change
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лагер Ласло работа и тор, лагер Ласло невероятно състезание, лагер отваряне Ласло аниме, лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс, лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври, лагер Ласло е Едуард, лагер Ласло оригване, лагер Ласло бебе боб, лагер Ласло броня, лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките, лагер Ласло бокса Едуард, лагер Ласло burpless, лагер Ласло мида, лагер Ласло Колед
I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.
*touches soil*
something awful happened here
@wandtowand

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